I hate wine bottle opener things.
- Me: why do i have problems with wine opener things?
- Marc: maybe because your heart isn't in it. more heart please.
- Me: hahaha can you come over and open it for me?
- i broke my bottle opener. can you just come with a new bottle opener? hahaha
- Marc: if only i didn't feel lazy and have to get ready to go out!
- hahahahaha
- omg
- Me: i obvs am not drinking tonight. :(
- WHY IS LIFE SO HARD?!!??
- Marc: wow
- Me: do you feel sorry for me yet.. sorry enough to come over and open this stupid bottle?!?!
- Marc: nah you are a big girl
- Me: life's not fair. i'll never get a chance to watch or drink at this rate.
- Marc: so sad! i feel sad. for your situation.
- Me: hahahah. me too marc. me too.
- i fail. at life.
- Marc: stop exaggerating. you just fail at trying to drink at home. learn from your mistakes.
- ..... 5 minutes later......
- Me: i'm pretty sure i'm bleeding right now. stupid bottle opener.
I hate wine bottle opener things.
- Me: why do i have problems with wine opener things?
- Marc: maybe because your heart isn't in it. more heart please.
- Me: hahaha can you come over and open it for me?
- i broke my bottle opener. can you just come with a new bottle opener? hahaha
- Marc: if only i didn't feel lazy and have to get ready to go out!
- hahahahaha
- omg
- Me: i obvs am not drinking tonight. :(
- WHY IS LIFE SO HARD?!!??
- Marc: wow
- Me: do you feel sorry for me yet.. sorry enough to come over and open this stupid bottle?!?!
- Marc: nah you are a big girl
- Me: life's not fair. i'll never get a chance to watch or drink at this rate.
- Marc: so sad! i feel sad. for your situation.
- Me: hahahah. me too marc. me too.
- i fail. at life.
- Marc: stop exaggerating. you just fail at trying to drink at home. learn from your mistakes.
- ..... 5 minutes later......
- Me: i'm pretty sure i'm bleeding right now. stupid bottle opener.
Posted 11 months ago Notes
